Every week, we look back at the NFL games and are left scratching our heads at something. Like a Patrick Peterson 99-yard punt return for a touchdown and the Dolphins became an offensive juggernaut. Whether you're an excited Ravens fan or a disappointed Eagles fan, we should all remember that Week 9 just ended and nearly every team has half their schedule still remaining. But that being said, here's what to take away from NFL Week 9.
1. Joe Flacco and the Ravens finally figured out the Steelers defense.
After engineering a nice comeback win the previous weekend against the Cardinals, Flacco and the offense rode that momentum to an impressive win over the Steelers in Pittsburgh. The divisional and playoff implications are obvious, but more importantly, has Joe Flacco found his confidence?
I'll be the first to admit I wasn't expecting a 92-yard, game-winning drive from Flacco in Pittsburgh. But even after Torrey Smith and Anquan Boldin both developed a case of the "Roy Williams" during the final drive, Flacco remained calm and poised, ultimately delivering a perfect ball to Smith for the touchdown.
Going forward, the confidence boost should do wonders in making Flacco a more consistent week-to-week quarterback (which is what the Ravens are going to need if they hope to hold on to their division lead). As huge as the win against the Steelers was for Baltimore, Flacco and the Ravens can't afford a letdown on the road as they travel to noisy Qwest Field in Seattle (far from an easy place to win). Another post-Steelers egg (see Week 2 at Tennessee) would nullify a great start to 2011 for the Ravens.
2. Maybe it's time to worry for Patriots fans.
A lot happened in Week 9 I didn't expect, but nothing was more confusing than the Giants' win in New England. Just like "Now That's What I Call Music!" shouldn't still be selling millions of copies (I checked, Now has four of the top 30 selling albums this year. Ridiculous.), Eli Manning shouldn't beat Tom Brady in Gillette Stadium.
After Eli threw that late, red-zone interception, there's no way I was the only person thinking, "Typical Eli and the Giants with their mid-season collapse." But watching Manning lead his late comeback made me reconsider both the Giants and the Patriots.
I still think the Cowboys will edge out the Giants for the NFC East crown, but New York will not roll over for Dallas. As for the Patriots, they have issues on both sides of the ball. New England's secondary is more fluid than the Republican presidential candidate. On offense, a lack of a deep threat is congesting the Patriots' running and short-passing game. Belichick will right the ship, but if New England loses to the Jets this Sunday night, the Patriots could very likely find themselves fighting for a wild-card spot against the Bills on New Year's Day.
Random side note. New Year's Day is supposed to be about college football and nursing a hangover, not the NFL. Having it fall on a Sunday both takes away an extra day to watch football and an extra day for everyone's liver to recover. Lame on both counts.
3. The Eagles are going to need a minor miracle to make the playoffs.
After a dominant performance versus the Cowboys following a bye week, the Eagles appeared to be headed in the right direction. Then Philadelphia blew another fourth-quarter lead to fall three games behind the surging Giants.
While I don't think the Eagles are officially out of the playoff race, they are out of the wild-card race. Too many tiebreakers to overcome and too many teams need to fall apart there.
On the other hand, a long shot still is possible within the division - it just got that much harder Monday night. Given the Giants' remaining schedule and the Cowboys' injury concerns, both teams could start to stumble in the coming weeks. If the Eagles have any chance whatsoever, they will have to win seven of eight and beat both the Giants and the Cowboys on the road - far from an easy task.
4. San Diego could win the AFC West with a 9-7 record this season.
While the AFC West isn't quite as bad as last year's NFC West, it's not that much better either. For anyone who read my fantasy football articles before the season started, you know how much I thought of Philip Rivers (who is now on pace for something close to 73 interceptions. Sorry to everyone who drafted him in your league). But somehow the Chargers once again survived their traditional early-season struggles to remain tied for first in the division at 4-4.
After the Raiders and Chiefs both suffered disheartening losses at home, San Diego is set to recapture the division. The Chargers showed resilience against the Packers. They've been here before, and San Diego knows what it takes to win when it counts.
The Chargers don't have many easy games left on the schedule (Oakland twice, at Chicago, Denver, at Jacksonville, Buffalo, Baltimore, at Detroit). But in a division where even Tim Tebow and the Broncos have a chance to win, my money's on Rivers and the Chargers. I'd say it's about as safe a bet as Tom Cruise continuing to make Mission Impossible movies no one cares about. Just look at that picture. Yummy.
5. While on the AFC West, the Colts owe the Chiefs a Thank You card.
We should've known the hangover from last Monday night's win over the Chargers would lead to a nosedive for the Chiefs. Kansas City didn't just lose to the Dolphins. The Chiefs were thoroughly dominated by...(wait for it)...Matt Moore and Reggie Bush. Yikes!
The Dolphins are playing more inspired every week, while the Colts sunk to a new low as Matt Ryan and Julio Jones torched Indianapolis at home. The Colts have home games remaining against the Jaguars, Panthers and Titans, but it's looking more and more like Indianapolis will be Andrew Luck's new home unless Peyton Manning makes a rapid recovery.
6. The AFC East race got a little clearer with a three-way tie.
We've already touched on the Patriots loss, but the Jets went into Buffalo and earned an impressive victory over the Bills. With all three teams at 5-3 and tiebreakers split among all of them, every team has something to prove heading into the stretch run.
After Buffalo warmed everyone's hearts to start the season, the Bills have lost two of their last three and are backpedaling at the wrong time. The Buffalo defense has been below average all season, but Ryan Fitzpatrick's recent slump needs to end now. The Bills get a rematch with the Jets in a couple weeks, in what may be a must-win game for Buffalo.
As for New York and New England, their game Sunday night may come close to giving us a division winner in early November. Both teams have similarly easy remaining schedules (both play the Bills at home and the Eagles as their toughest games). If the Patriots find a way to rebound from their two-game losing streak and stop the Jets in New York, a season-sweep will give New England a two-game stranglehold on the Jets and the division.
7. Andy Dalton and the Bengals remain red hot (couldn't resist).
You had a better chance of earning a date with Olivia Wilde than predicting this type of start for the Bengals. Granted, the Bengals schedule has worked in their favor, but 6-2 is still tied for the best record in the AFC. If the Cincinnati defense stays solid, it's not impossible to see the Bengals in the playoff race come Week 17 as they take on the Ravens at home.
Bear with me.
Four of the eight remaining games for the Bengals are against the Steelers and Ravens, but let's say Cincy steals just one (perhaps in that last week at home when the Ravens may have nothing to play for). That puts the Bengals at 7-5. If Cincinnati can manage to win their other four games (Cleveland, Houston, at St. Louis, and Arizona), could the Bengals really sneak into the playoffs at 11-5? Beating the Texans will be tough, but let's not count out the red-headed wonder and A.J. Green just yet.
8. The Buccaneers have taken a big step backward from last season.
While losing in New Orleans is nothing to get too worried about, it's more the way Tampa Bay played that's concerning. Coming into the season, the Buccaneers thought they had the young pieces in place at the skill positions to challenge for the NFC South title for years to come. But Josh Freeman, LeGarrette Blount and Mike Williams have all been huge disappointments in 2011.
Freeman has thrown more interceptions than touchdowns, Blount is coming back from a knee injury that caused him to miss two games and Williams hasn't caught a touchdown since Week 1. After defensive stud Gerald McCoy's season ended Sunday, the defense will continue to give up too many points for Tampa to keep pace. By the end of the season, the Buccaneers will be lucky to finish at .500.
9. 2010 Sam Bradford is ancient history.
This is a shame. When Bradford came into the draft, everyone's biggest concern was his ability to stay healthy. And although he missed a few games this season with ankle issues, he's been able to survive an atrocious offensive line for the past year and a half. Unfortunately, after Bradford's superb rookie campaign, the sophomore slump has crippled Bradford and the Rams this season.
Arizona gave Bradford every opportunity to steal a win on the road, and although he finished with 23 completions, Bradford only recorded 255 yards and no touchdowns (again showcasing his struggles to stretch the field this season). After completing 60 percent of his passes while throwing for more than 3,500 yards in 2010, Bradford has as many picks as touchdowns and a completion percentage under 55 this season. Hopefully Brandon Lloyd helps the Rams offense turn things around before Bradford becomes a question mark heading into 2012. No one wants to declare Bradford a one-hit wonder (leaving him with the likes of Sir Mix-a-Lot and Chumbawamba).
10. The Packers are going to make Thanksgiving dinner obsolete.
After holding off a late Chargers comeback in San Diego, Aaron Rodgers and the Packers improved to 8-0. With only home games against the Vikings and the Buccaneers standing between Green Bay and Thanksgiving, Mike McCarthy & Co. are hardly shaking in their boots.
As for the Lions, the schedule is a little less friendly before Turkey Day. Jim Schwartz's bunch has a tough test in Chicago before returning home to battle with Cam Newton and the Panthers. Even if the Lions are 7-3 heading into an undefeated showdown with the Lambeau Leapers, it'll still be the first meaningful Thanksgiving game in Detroit in my lifetime.
I've decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
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Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
NFL Oddsmaker
Last week, the talk of the NFL was how either the New York Jets or the Pittsburgh Steelers would be your Super Bowl champion come November. The Jets failed to score a single point against a banged up Packers defense even a Trent Edwards-led Bills offense managed to score a touchdown on. Mark Sanchez is still learning in his second year, but he's likely to follow in the footsteps of fellow USC quarterbacks if he doesn't put it together soon (either underachieving with an offense featuring two Hall of Fame receivers or party it up with Laguna Beach stars until your arm goes away).
The Steelers offense didn't look much better against the Saints on Sunday night. So now we are left with a big mess when trying to figure out who we'll be watching in the big game come February.
Tom Jackson and Trent Dilfer can only say the phrase "parody in the NFL" so many times. ESPN needs to let Mike Ditka go on an extensive rant about how Brad Childress is the worst thing to happen to the Vikings since Daunte Culpepper's knee went kaboom while also detailing how the Houston Texans are more of a tease than the ending of Inception (the top totally fell over). I'd feel more confident casting Clay Aiken as the new Batman than I would buying stock in any NFL team right now.
But, that being said, the Super Bowl will be rewarding if only to see Jerry Jones wipe the tears from his eyes as he is forced to watch another team hoist the Lombardi Trophy in his stadium. So let's breakdown each conference to see who are the most likely teams to play in the Super Bowl and watch a grown man cry.
NFC
New Orleans Saints (5-3) - 30% chance
Right now, the NFC is a complete toss up. But on Sunday night against Pittsburgh, the Saints defense showed they can win games while Reggie Bush and Pierre Thomas get healthy. A second half turnaround should be in store for the defending champs.
Green Bay Packers (5-3) - 25% chance
The Packers got off to a slow start (probably thanks to so many people piling on the bandwagon over the summer), but look to be headed back in the right direction. Like the Saints, the Packers' biggest opponent is the injury bug. While the defense looked better last week, they could still use Al Harris and Atari Bigby to sure up that secondary. Plus, Donald Driver needs to give Aaron Rodgers all the weapons he can get since Green Bay runs the ball about as well as Snooki spells (yes, she's writing a book!).
New York Giants (5-2) - 20% chance
The G-Men have won four straight and everyone is calling for a New York/New York or Manning/Manning Super Bowl, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. While the Giants have a good defense again and some quality skill position guys, Eli Manning is still their quarterback. Eli's tied for the most INTs in the NFL so far, and has shown his ability to go cold for extended stretches before (remember last year when the Giants started 5-0 and then lost their next four games).
Atlanta Falcons (5-2) - 15% chance
The Falcons seem to be the mystery team in the NFC this year. Matt Ryan and that young offense look unstoppable at times, but if the Falcons can't run the ball effectively, can Ryan always be counted on to win games for them? In both the Falcons' losses this year, they rushed for less than 100 yards. The defense is good-but-not-great, so the Falcons' hopes likely reside with Matty Ice (I just like saying it) and the offense.
Philadelphia Eagles (4-3) - 10% chance
Michael Vick under center (playing the way he did a couple weeks ago) gives the Eagles a shot. The defense had been relied on to keep Philadelphia in games for years, but when Kenny Britt torches you for more than 250 yards and three scores, it's time to go back to the drawing board. The Eagles' brutal schedule and Andy Reid won't help much either. Seriously, if Creed can replace Scott Stapp why can't the Eagles replace Reid already?
Dallas Cowboys (1-6) - 0% chance
It feels so good to write this. Just for a few good laughs, let us check out where the Cowboys stand as of today.
Tony Romo: hurt and probably won't play again this year
Wade Phillips: just looks confused
DeMarcus Ware: yet to make an impact this year
Miles Austin: might be getting back together with Kim Kardashian
Dez Bryant: the lone bright spot in the Cowboys' season
Jerry Jones: needs a hug
AFC
Indianapolis Colts (5-2) - 25% chance
The AFC is once again stacked beyond belief. You could make an argument for five teams in the AFC being better than every team from the NFC. But Peyton Manning is still the best quarterback in the NFL, so the Colts top the list. Since their "out-of-nowhere" loss to the Jaguars, Indy has won three straight over pretty good teams (KC, Washington and Houston) to regain their form. The defense has greatly improved, but it may be asked to do a little more if Peyton's weapons keep hopping over to the sidelines.
New England Patriots (6-1) - 20% chance
Putting aside jokes about Tom Brady's hair and Bill Belichick's style trends, the Patriots simply know how to win. White America (underrated Eminem song) can't help but pull for the likes of Wes Welker and Danny Woodhead. After the Browns game this weekend, the Patriots will figure out just how good they are with a trip to Pittsburgh and a rematch with the Colts in Foxboro (which somehow is not a primetime game). I know I'm a month late on this, but Brandon Tate could be the key to the Patriots' success, since Deion Branch has looked older than Mick Jagger in his last couple games.
Pittsburgh Steelers (5-2) - 20% chance
The Steelers are likely the most balanced team in the NFL. Big Ben has the receivers to carve up a defense, and Rashard Mendenhall emerged as the real deal this year. Since James Harrison isn't retiring any time soon and Troy Polamalu is still the best defensive player in the league, Pittsburgh makes a solid case for a Super Bowl run once again. Queue everyone's favorite playoff sports question. Does experience always trump old age come playoff time? The Steelers can't afford any key guys to go down with injuries if they want to bring home another ring for the Rooneys.
New York Jets (5-2) - 20% chance
The Jets defense is good. Really good. Mark Sanchez...not so much. Rex Ryan (and his 582-pound ego) put the weight of New York City on Sanchez's shoulders this offseason by naming the Jets the Super Bowl favorites. Can the Jets still win if Marky Mark's Funky Bunch (Shonn Greene and LT) don't control the game? The Green Bay Packers may have laid the blueprint for how to beat Fireman Ed & Co. this year.
Baltimore Ravens (5-2) - 10% chance
Over the summer, NFL gurus across the country were pledging their undying loyalty to Joe Flacco. While Flacco and Anquan Boldin were quick to develop some chemistry, whether or not the Delaware Blue Hen can lead the Ravens to the big game remains to be seen (my money's on no). But Ed Reed improves a secondary in need of an upgrade, and Ray Lewis is still the last man I'd want to bump into in a dark alley. If nothing else, the Ravens will continue to win the award for "Scariest Team to Look Across the Sideline At."
Tennessee Titans (5-3) - 4% chance
Fear the Gold Grill. Whether it's Kerry Collins or Vince Young under center, Chris Johnson gives the Titans a shot every Sunday. Unfortunately, the defense is nowhere near what it used to be and Tennessee's other offensive options are limited at best. But if Lil Wayne can still put out CDs while in jail, why can't Chris Johnson put the Titans in the Super Bowl?
Kansas City Chiefs (5-2) - 1% chance
Yes, the Kansas City Chiefs. Aubrey Huff and Edgar Renteria led the San Francisco Giants to a World Series title, so I see no reason why Jamaal Charles and Thomas Jones can't do the same for the Chiefs. With nine games left, Kansas City only plays one legitimate contender (Tennessee at home in Week 16). While I realize how crazy it sounds, Kansas City has a chance for a first-round bye in the AFC playoffs. My Crazy Theory: The rest of the AFC beats each other up as the Chiefs get the top spot in the AFC at 12-4. Call me crazy, but having the AFC title go through Arrowhead Stadium would make things awfully interesting in late January.
The eyes are the groin of the head.
The Steelers offense didn't look much better against the Saints on Sunday night. So now we are left with a big mess when trying to figure out who we'll be watching in the big game come February.
Tom Jackson and Trent Dilfer can only say the phrase "parody in the NFL" so many times. ESPN needs to let Mike Ditka go on an extensive rant about how Brad Childress is the worst thing to happen to the Vikings since Daunte Culpepper's knee went kaboom while also detailing how the Houston Texans are more of a tease than the ending of Inception (the top totally fell over). I'd feel more confident casting Clay Aiken as the new Batman than I would buying stock in any NFL team right now.But, that being said, the Super Bowl will be rewarding if only to see Jerry Jones wipe the tears from his eyes as he is forced to watch another team hoist the Lombardi Trophy in his stadium. So let's breakdown each conference to see who are the most likely teams to play in the Super Bowl and watch a grown man cry.
NFC
New Orleans Saints (5-3) - 30% chance
Right now, the NFC is a complete toss up. But on Sunday night against Pittsburgh, the Saints defense showed they can win games while Reggie Bush and Pierre Thomas get healthy. A second half turnaround should be in store for the defending champs.
Green Bay Packers (5-3) - 25% chance
The Packers got off to a slow start (probably thanks to so many people piling on the bandwagon over the summer), but look to be headed back in the right direction. Like the Saints, the Packers' biggest opponent is the injury bug. While the defense looked better last week, they could still use Al Harris and Atari Bigby to sure up that secondary. Plus, Donald Driver needs to give Aaron Rodgers all the weapons he can get since Green Bay runs the ball about as well as Snooki spells (yes, she's writing a book!).New York Giants (5-2) - 20% chance
The G-Men have won four straight and everyone is calling for a New York/New York or Manning/Manning Super Bowl, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. While the Giants have a good defense again and some quality skill position guys, Eli Manning is still their quarterback. Eli's tied for the most INTs in the NFL so far, and has shown his ability to go cold for extended stretches before (remember last year when the Giants started 5-0 and then lost their next four games).
Atlanta Falcons (5-2) - 15% chance
The Falcons seem to be the mystery team in the NFC this year. Matt Ryan and that young offense look unstoppable at times, but if the Falcons can't run the ball effectively, can Ryan always be counted on to win games for them? In both the Falcons' losses this year, they rushed for less than 100 yards. The defense is good-but-not-great, so the Falcons' hopes likely reside with Matty Ice (I just like saying it) and the offense.
Philadelphia Eagles (4-3) - 10% chance
Michael Vick under center (playing the way he did a couple weeks ago) gives the Eagles a shot. The defense had been relied on to keep Philadelphia in games for years, but when Kenny Britt torches you for more than 250 yards and three scores, it's time to go back to the drawing board. The Eagles' brutal schedule and Andy Reid won't help much either. Seriously, if Creed can replace Scott Stapp why can't the Eagles replace Reid already?Dallas Cowboys (1-6) - 0% chance
It feels so good to write this. Just for a few good laughs, let us check out where the Cowboys stand as of today.
Tony Romo: hurt and probably won't play again this year
Wade Phillips: just looks confused
DeMarcus Ware: yet to make an impact this year
Miles Austin: might be getting back together with Kim Kardashian
Dez Bryant: the lone bright spot in the Cowboys' season
Jerry Jones: needs a hug
AFC
Indianapolis Colts (5-2) - 25% chance
The AFC is once again stacked beyond belief. You could make an argument for five teams in the AFC being better than every team from the NFC. But Peyton Manning is still the best quarterback in the NFL, so the Colts top the list. Since their "out-of-nowhere" loss to the Jaguars, Indy has won three straight over pretty good teams (KC, Washington and Houston) to regain their form. The defense has greatly improved, but it may be asked to do a little more if Peyton's weapons keep hopping over to the sidelines.
New England Patriots (6-1) - 20% chance
Putting aside jokes about Tom Brady's hair and Bill Belichick's style trends, the Patriots simply know how to win. White America (underrated Eminem song) can't help but pull for the likes of Wes Welker and Danny Woodhead. After the Browns game this weekend, the Patriots will figure out just how good they are with a trip to Pittsburgh and a rematch with the Colts in Foxboro (which somehow is not a primetime game). I know I'm a month late on this, but Brandon Tate could be the key to the Patriots' success, since Deion Branch has looked older than Mick Jagger in his last couple games.Pittsburgh Steelers (5-2) - 20% chance
The Steelers are likely the most balanced team in the NFL. Big Ben has the receivers to carve up a defense, and Rashard Mendenhall emerged as the real deal this year. Since James Harrison isn't retiring any time soon and Troy Polamalu is still the best defensive player in the league, Pittsburgh makes a solid case for a Super Bowl run once again. Queue everyone's favorite playoff sports question. Does experience always trump old age come playoff time? The Steelers can't afford any key guys to go down with injuries if they want to bring home another ring for the Rooneys.
New York Jets (5-2) - 20% chance
The Jets defense is good. Really good. Mark Sanchez...not so much. Rex Ryan (and his 582-pound ego) put the weight of New York City on Sanchez's shoulders this offseason by naming the Jets the Super Bowl favorites. Can the Jets still win if Marky Mark's Funky Bunch (Shonn Greene and LT) don't control the game? The Green Bay Packers may have laid the blueprint for how to beat Fireman Ed & Co. this year.
Baltimore Ravens (5-2) - 10% chance
Over the summer, NFL gurus across the country were pledging their undying loyalty to Joe Flacco. While Flacco and Anquan Boldin were quick to develop some chemistry, whether or not the Delaware Blue Hen can lead the Ravens to the big game remains to be seen (my money's on no). But Ed Reed improves a secondary in need of an upgrade, and Ray Lewis is still the last man I'd want to bump into in a dark alley. If nothing else, the Ravens will continue to win the award for "Scariest Team to Look Across the Sideline At."
Tennessee Titans (5-3) - 4% chance
Fear the Gold Grill. Whether it's Kerry Collins or Vince Young under center, Chris Johnson gives the Titans a shot every Sunday. Unfortunately, the defense is nowhere near what it used to be and Tennessee's other offensive options are limited at best. But if Lil Wayne can still put out CDs while in jail, why can't Chris Johnson put the Titans in the Super Bowl?Kansas City Chiefs (5-2) - 1% chance
Yes, the Kansas City Chiefs. Aubrey Huff and Edgar Renteria led the San Francisco Giants to a World Series title, so I see no reason why Jamaal Charles and Thomas Jones can't do the same for the Chiefs. With nine games left, Kansas City only plays one legitimate contender (Tennessee at home in Week 16). While I realize how crazy it sounds, Kansas City has a chance for a first-round bye in the AFC playoffs. My Crazy Theory: The rest of the AFC beats each other up as the Chiefs get the top spot in the AFC at 12-4. Call me crazy, but having the AFC title go through Arrowhead Stadium would make things awfully interesting in late January.
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